Post by Cody Towner on Jan 21, 2008 16:50:03 GMT -5
The camera opens up to two security guards talking backstage, guarding the entrance, but with their backs to the back door. The two men are talking over coffee.
<Security Guard #1>
Man, this job sucks. Either nobody at all ever tries to get in, or we get beat up by some monstrous superstar. Why do we do this again?
<Security Guard #2>
Man shut up! It’s the same crap with you everyday! If you don’t like the job’s high salary with minimum responsibility, then go ahead and quit your lottery-winning job. I, however, will do as I am told, and nothing less or more. I will not whine or complain. So what if we get tossed around a little sometimes? It’s worth the seventy thousand a year it pays.
The two men are still arguing as a man slowly walks up behind them. The man is gigantic, nearly seven feet tall. The man is easily an extreme bodybuilder. Cody Towner then slams the door shut behind him, and both men quickly turn around, a little shaken.
<Security Guard #2>
Woah man! Don’t sneak up on us like that!
<Security Guard #1>
Now it’s your turn to shut up. Who the hell are you dude?
The man just looks at both security guards, and then grabs both of their skulls. He violently clashes them together. Both guards’ skulls connect, and they drop unconscious to the floor. The monstrous man simply continues to walk down the hallway. He searches for a specific room in the back, and he continues to hunt in the hallways. Many people look, and a lot of whispers, ranging from “Who is that?” to “Look at the size of him!” and “He needs to lay off the ‘roids.” But the man ignores them all, until he finally finds the room he wants. There is a small plaque on the door, reading what the man’s intent is.
Camera Room
The man violently throws open the door. The only person in the room, a cameraman, jumps up, and tries to get him to leave.
(~~Cameraman~~)
Hey man, you need to leave. This is for OWA superstars only.
The gigantic man simply ignores him, and quickly grabs the man by his shirt. Cody throws him out of the room, and slams the door behind him. He locks the door, and walks up to the camera, and turns it on. He stands in position, and addresses the watching crowd.
.::The Pinnacle of Perfection::.|| Cody Towner
[/size]||.::The Epitome of Evolution::.<Security Guard #1>
Man, this job sucks. Either nobody at all ever tries to get in, or we get beat up by some monstrous superstar. Why do we do this again?
<Security Guard #2>
Man shut up! It’s the same crap with you everyday! If you don’t like the job’s high salary with minimum responsibility, then go ahead and quit your lottery-winning job. I, however, will do as I am told, and nothing less or more. I will not whine or complain. So what if we get tossed around a little sometimes? It’s worth the seventy thousand a year it pays.
The two men are still arguing as a man slowly walks up behind them. The man is gigantic, nearly seven feet tall. The man is easily an extreme bodybuilder. Cody Towner then slams the door shut behind him, and both men quickly turn around, a little shaken.
<Security Guard #2>
Woah man! Don’t sneak up on us like that!
<Security Guard #1>
Now it’s your turn to shut up. Who the hell are you dude?
The man just looks at both security guards, and then grabs both of their skulls. He violently clashes them together. Both guards’ skulls connect, and they drop unconscious to the floor. The monstrous man simply continues to walk down the hallway. He searches for a specific room in the back, and he continues to hunt in the hallways. Many people look, and a lot of whispers, ranging from “Who is that?” to “Look at the size of him!” and “He needs to lay off the ‘roids.” But the man ignores them all, until he finally finds the room he wants. There is a small plaque on the door, reading what the man’s intent is.
Camera Room
The man violently throws open the door. The only person in the room, a cameraman, jumps up, and tries to get him to leave.
(~~Cameraman~~)
Hey man, you need to leave. This is for OWA superstars only.
The gigantic man simply ignores him, and quickly grabs the man by his shirt. Cody throws him out of the room, and slams the door behind him. He locks the door, and walks up to the camera, and turns it on. He stands in position, and addresses the watching crowd.
.::The Pinnacle of Perfection::.|| Cody Towner
Listen up. I’m Cody Towner. I apologize for what I did to those people, but they were in the way, and I had something I needed to do. I am here to address all you fans, that I am Cody Towner. I am the newest addition to the Smackdown roster. I am here to dominate you all, and I’ll be out there soon enough. But I figured you guys deserved a fair warning before being shocked by the size of me.
The camera switches off, and the crowd is completely confused. Who is this man? What did he mean, the size of him? He can’t be that big; these fans know people of the Big Show and Chris Master’s stature.
1, 2, 3, 4!
Then, ”Survival Of The Sickest” by Saliva plays.
I'm a hand up Mona Lisa’s dress
I'm a smile on every criminal you'll ever acquit,
I'm the things you've done you'd never admit
Cause one hand is on the bible and the other's in sh*t.
But right now, your faceless in the crowd
I'm shouting out loud
The one you counted out of the game
Oh wow!
Take a good look at me now
Should have never had a doubt
Is that you I hear screamin' my name?
I'm a roller
I'm a rider
I'm number one motherf*cking survivor
So move over
I'm a driver
And I'm high and i'm keep gettin higher
Yeah yeah yeah!
Yeah yeah yeah!
Red and yellow lights dance around the arena. Then, suddenly, a huge boom of red and yellow fireworks explodes on the center stage. Cody Towner shows up, as if to appear with the boom. Cody is standing on the stage, flexing his muscle, underhooked to show of his entire body, with a microphone in his right hand. He was right, the crowd was very surprised at the size of him. Almost seven feet tall, with pythons for arms and tree trunks for legs, the man was absolutely built. This tank of a man slowly walked down the ramp, with red and yellow fireworks following him down the sides of the ramp. Then, Cody slides into the ring, and the crowd is still unsure of what to think of this man. This man easily put Chris Master’s physique to shame. Cody stands in the middle of the ring, and pumps both fists into the air. Red and yellow fireworks boom out of the ring corners, and then his music dies down. Cody lifts his microphone to his mouth, and begins to speak.
.::The Pinnacle of Perfection::.|| Cody Towner [/size]||.::The Epitome of Evolution::.
For those who don't know, I am known as Cody Towner. Maybe not the most well known guy, but once you have seen me, you remember. I have yet to allow someone to escape my Ankle Cranker submission finisher. If you just take one look at me, is there anyone you can think of that could possibly best me? I have spent ninety percent of my life in the gym, and the other ten percent wrestling. I have finally decided that I have had enough conditioning, and am ready for focusing on wrestling. I am finally back into the professional wrestling business, for good. I am ready to prove why they call me the epitome of evolution. I was handpicked by evolution itself to rule this business. I have no flaws, none that anyone has ever been able to find. That's why I am the pinnacle of perfection. No one can hold a candle to me.
The crowd is unsure what to think of this very cocky fellow. Most of them consider booing, and others consider that he has earned his right to run his mouth, judging by the size of him.
.::The Pinnacle of Perfection::.|| Cody Towner [/size]||.::The Epitome of Evolution::.
That is why I will not debut in a normal match. I want my debut in OWA to be big. I want someone to come out, and debut OWA with me in a Submission match!
The crowd is still mainly indifferent, but boos can be heard throughout the crowd.
.::The Pinnacle of Perfection::.|| Cody Towner [/size]||.::The Epitome of Evolution::.
Don't worry, you will all warm up to me. Whether you love me or hate me, you will respect me. Those who have disrespected me have paid the price, and they learned their lesson. Now it's time for a little history and science lesson, as I explain my means of coming here. Charles Darwin. The man who first theorized evolution, and was hated for it. The religious fanatics all insisted that everything on earth just magically poofed from thin air. But try as they might, the theory of evolution is still a strong force in earth's natural history. Now the main theory of evolution, or Darwinism, is the saying, survival of the fittest. Meaning that those who were adapted to survive, survived. Those who weren't, died off. Well that is exactly what I have done. The fittest survive, and I am obviously the fittest there is. So basically, if you get in the ring with me, you won't survive!
The crowd boos a little louder, now that the religious people have joined in, but still a mostly indifferent crowd.
.::The Pinnacle of Perfection::.|| Cody Towner [/size]||.::The Epitome of Evolution::.
Now I know I haven’t made a name for myself in OWA yet, but trust me, I will. But I want to prove it big-time, with a match on Friday. That’s why I want an opponent, right here, right now.
Cody waits for a response to his challenge, as he faces backstage. [/center]
TBC: anyone