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Post by jeff hardy on Jan 24, 2008 22:31:44 GMT -5
*Jeff Hardy walks non to the ring and says*
Jeff:I'm back and I feel great*
Crowd:(Cheering)
Jeff:After killing Eliza berk I don't think ecw will show there ass here again*
Jeff: well I am back and I am ready for action
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Post by The Black Widow on Jan 25, 2008 0:57:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]RED ALERT, RED ALERT THIS IS A DEFCON 5 RED ALERT wrupts through the arena[/glow]
[glow=red,2,300](Defcon walks out to the Stage, walks down the ramp, walk round the ring reaches into a chilly bin pulls out 2 beers, grabs a microphone, slides in the ring and tosses Jeff a beer)
{Defcon} Hardy, your back[/glow]
{Jeff} Yea whats it to ya
[glow=red,2,300]{Defcon} Nothing But if ECW is gone for good I thought me might want to have a drink to celebrate so drink man get ready
(Hardy and Defcon start to Drink their beers when ...)[/glow]
TBC: Anyone EXCEPT X-Pac (X-Pac DO NOT REPLY)
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Post by The Sandman on Jan 25, 2008 17:28:20 GMT -5
*Enter Metallica starts up and the crowd erupts with OWA chants. The camera is panning across the crowd when a sudden erruption of cheers comes from one section of the crowd. A second camera zooms in to show the crowd gatherd around 'The Sandman' on the second floor. Sandman takes a beer from his pocket and looks around the crowd who are singing along to the song.
"Say your prayers little one Dont forget, my son To include everyone
Tuck you in, warm within Keep you free from sin Till the sandman he comes
Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight"
Sandman snaps the ringpull back and holds the beer above his head pouring beer into his mout. Once his mouth is full he smashes the can against his skull and spits the beer out sending the crowd into a frenzy while still singing 'Enter Sandman'.
"Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never never land"
The Sandman makes his way around the top part of the crowd pouring beer into fans mouths and throwing the cans over his shoulder which the fans fight over and jump at. Sandman makes his way down the stairs, crowd still singing...
"Somethings wrong, shut the light Heavy thoughts tonight And they arent of snow white
Dreams of war, dreams of liars Dreams of dragons fire And of things that will bite
Sleep with one eye open Gripping your pillow tight
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Off to never never land"
He gets through the crowd and jumps onto the security rail. Takes another beer out from his pocket. Raises it into the air and snaps the ringpull back again sending foamed beer across the crowd before downing the beer and smashing the can off is skull causing his forehead to bleed. He walks down the security rail to the announcers desk before throwing his kendo stick into the air as the crowd come to finish the song...
"Now I lay me down to sleep Pray the lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake Pray the lord my soul to take
Hush little baby, dont say a word And never mind that noise you heard Its just the beast under your bed, In your closet, in your head
Exit light Enter night Grain of sand
Exit light Enter night Take my hand Were off to never never land"
*Sandman rolls into the ring with a microphone. Sandman opens a beer and lights up a cigarette. He takes a swig off his beer and then a draw of his cigareete and raises the microphone
The Sandman:"Jeff...back? Who cares? YOU...YOU killed ECW! I'AM ECW and im not dead! What pisses me off more than anything is you walking about WWE with that idiot brother of yours, 'Team Extreme'. Yeah you made some big jumps but so did Mick Foley, differance is he earned his stripes. He lost an ear for the word extreme. That fucking jackass you call your brother, the most extreme thing he ever done was a second rope leg drop!"
Crowd Boo Sandman but he finshes his beer and takes another couple of draws of his cigarette
The Sandman:"Defcon when the fuck did you start drinking beer?"
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Post by The Black Widow on Jan 25, 2008 19:52:53 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]{Defcon} Geez how old was I 10[/glow]
Crowd Giggle
[glow=red,2,300]{Defcon} Unfortunatly you interupted at the wrong time ... Bitch
{Defcon} Because I was drinking to celebrate the death of ECW and now I have nothing to drink to so I might have to finish the job Jeff started later tonight in the Triple Threat match because that prize is mine. As for now take this beer and FUCK OFF me and Jeff have some talking to do ... Asshole
(Defcon hands Sandman a beer and points to the entrance ramp)[/glow]
(Sandman Downs the Beer almost intantly and just stands there not leaving)
(Sandman Says )
TBC: SANDMAN (NOT X-PAC, X-PAC DO NOT EVEN JOIN THIS THREAD, X-PAC DO NOT POST)
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Post by The Sandman on Jan 26, 2008 13:41:59 GMT -5
*Sandman raises the microphone to speak after another draw from his cigarette
The Sandman:"Hahaha, I gotta admit it, I respect you but don't bullshit me. ECW is for life. It can't be ended by Jeff Hardy or by Defcon or by anyone in the back. Now give me one damn good reason why I should leave this ring and not take my kendo stick across your skull..."
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Post by The Black Widow on Jan 28, 2008 2:47:15 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]{Defcon} Because if you don't leave the moment you swing that Cane I will block it, take it off you and shove it up your ass ... BITCH
CROWD CHEER
{Defcon} Do I make myself Clear, SANDMAN[/glow]
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